Want to feel old? Minions have been around for more than a decade. They’re as inescapable as they are sanitized There’s also so much Minion-themed food. I’ve been confronted by endless Minion products ...

When the Minions banana’d their way to a spinoff film in 2015, the lore of their species went a little something like this: They had been around since the dawn of time and their collective goal was to ...