John Oliver is auctioning off a bidet signed by Gwar vocalist Blöthar the Berserker to raise funds for public broadcasting.

Walking into a toilet with no bidet when you need to do some "big business" could feel like a life or death situation.

My place of prayer and meditation is the bathroom, precisely, sitting on the stool, and has been for the 36 years I have been clean and sober. It is a ...