Everything hit the tape today with the grace of a falling grand piano from a skyscraper. Screens went red, the risk complex convulsed, and traders—half-joking, half-dead-serious—started whispering ...

I suffer from severe pre-menstrual syndrome. I am not like most people who get a little irritable. I went on the Pill to try and combat this, but for two days a month I am a monster.