I’m getting the hint that some of you out there are looking for me to replace Banana. Besides that, it seems like you also want me to pick up a new hobby. Will I do either? Watch to find out. Please ...

Autumn clear-outs keep turning up chewed bands, frayed threads and shredded wrappers. The scene looks comic until the bill lands. Owners across the UK report cats hoovering up elastic bands, hair ties ...