Henry Giardina (he/they) is an Assistant Editor at Queerty. Past publications include the New York Times, The Believer, The New Yorker, The Paris Review Daily, The Atlantic, Film Comment, and Gizmodo.

Despite flaming out in the first round of the playoffs this year, the Eagles still found a way to make their mark on the Super Bowl via a noted 49ers antagonist. Philadelphia’s head of security, Dom ...