Socially Inept on Instagram: "Congrats! You’ve been promoted to “Customer” 🤯 . . . We talk to Rahul, an IBM employee with the most pleasant demeanor, and ask him to demonstrate how he would fire us. Rahul starts with a polite greeting and tells us the background music is just to make us feel better. He then delivers the news that the company has decided to “use our services at another company,” one that we have to go find ourselves. #softwareengineer #techie #programmerlife #siliconvalley #sanf

WASTED on Instagram: "🤣 Sick leave is a type of time off from work that allows employees to stay home when they are ill or injured without losing their job or income. It is meant to help workers recover, prevent the spread of illness in the workplace, and protect overall health and safety. Sick leave can be paid or unpaid, depending on the employer’s policies or local labor laws, and it is usually separate from vacation time. In many workplaces, sick leave can also be used to attend medical app